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thrillseeker
Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 1370
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:06 am Post subject: |
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever" I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that".
"Fine" I said, "I don't want to die until Julia Gillard is re-elected as Prime Minister".
"You're a crafty little bastard" said the fairy. |
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DougGrant
Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 15587
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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So....
Where hasnt Gillard considered shunting boats and writing cheques to yet?
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pale ale
Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 2218
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:48 am Post subject: |
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DougGrant
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Gee. Imagine how (much more) hypocritical she'd look if she and her ministers started claiming that the greens or coalition were playing politics over asylum seekers.
Im eagerly awaiting Tims "leave Julia alone" crying YouTube video.
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pale ale
Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 2218
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Hows that shit where they call him Australias "Top Bloke" in regard to him being JuLIARs bitch.
How embarrassing
And dont forget the champion NZ bus driver who told JuLIAR to hop on the "Spouses Bus" Legend!! Buy him beer any day  |
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pale ale
Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 2218
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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And.... just thinking about how crap this mob are
I reckon Swift and Shift Couriers are about as competent as Labor
If ya havent seen it, go onto SBS and look it up NOW!!!!!  |
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JayyyyyGee
Joined: 23 Feb 2011 Posts: 2885
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:20 pm Post subject: Re: |
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I reckon she should ship them all over to Western Australia
Plenty of room over there  _________________ Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy Cat |
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pale ale
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:26 am Post subject: |
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NO JG, we got enough weirdos already  |
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