Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:01 pm Post subject: Re:
devilfromtas wrote:
I’M sitting on the couch today a little gingerly;
all I can remember is this morning a nice good looking nurse checking my gonads next thing I’M out to it.
Tomorrow they will most likely be a little swollen and sore.
My mates have had a great time telling me how painful a vasectomy is, one of my mates reckoned he had to sit to take a leak after the operation as his gonads were so sore. Another mate said he wore undies two sizes too small for a few days to help ease the pain.
Anyone else like to share their experiences, hopefully to raise a smile.
I went "pubic" , so just had a nice-looking bloke fondle mine
Anyways...just remember ......
"They may have disconnected the Swings , BUT THE PLAYGROUND IS STILL THERE !!! "
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:38 pm Post subject: Re:
pale ale wrote:
So they do use general anaesthetic
Imagine if they didnt, would be very traumatic
My brother had a local, he had it done in the doctors room, he told me tonight that the doctor had completed one ball and his mobile phone rang, the nurse came in to answer the doctors phone, she then holds the phone up to the doctors ear so he could order his mixed dozen bottles of wine
My poor brother just wanted to get it over and done with.
my mate went through the pain ended up with elephantitis
then had a baby boy 11 months later
a lot of pain confusion and questions later
it was his the doctor ballsed it up
I mentioned that i had 2 lots of high dose chemotherapy..Doc says I'm afraid you'll be sterile. 6 weeks later wife gets pregnant.
A while after recovery I went for the snip. In Docs room. Doc gives me 20mg of lorazepam half hour before the end of reproduction for me. I was soooo off my guts I asked for a mirror and watched him do the whole procedure laughing and cracking stupid jokes.
10 minutes after getting home I vomited. _________________ Life is like a fish milkshake
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:12 am Post subject: Re:
seacarp 1 wrote:
what lifejacket do you wear
unfortunately a lot of illness is hereditory
we mayu be oblivious to that but while we are still kickin its a good ide to find out what oir parents grandparents had have and map it out so our kids have a chance at early deterction diagnosis
and hopefully all the terrible things that take our loved ones away can be sorted
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:47 pm Post subject: Re:
Koorilad wrote:
seacarp 1 wrote:
what lifejacket do you wear
unfortunately a lot of illness is hereditory
we mayu be oblivious to that but while we are still kickin its a good ide to find out what oir parents grandparents had have and map it out so our kids have a chance at early deterction diagnosis
and hopefully all the terrible things that take our loved ones away can be sorted
dan
Just the usual manual inflatable ones.
Depression runs in my mothers side and violence in my fathers
Just got back from having my tatoos done for my radiation treatment.
I thought I was starting my treatment today but only the tats and a run down of the proceedure, I start the actual radiation next Thursday.
The nurse giving me the tats thought this one was inapropiate.
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I went "pubic" 
, so just had a nice-looking bloke fondle mine 
