Qld labor party

JayyyyGee · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:44 pm Post subject:

Look everybody Mick is posting pics of jullia ater she hatched from the egg

Even had red hair back then

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JayyyyGee · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:15 pm Post subject:

I know you
You Rhonda
Good thrillseeker
Beautifull Brake Foot

You Stay, You Stay
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pale ale · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:37 pm Post subject:

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pale ale · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:01 am Post subject:

Apparently, Juliar has a fat arse

pale ale · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:38 am Post subject:

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” "Very good, Mary" said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!" Then I would say, “It is dog shit. Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Gillard approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."

pale ale · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:59 am Post subject:

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Gillard fans.

Not really knowing what a Gillard fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny..

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Gillard fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Gillard?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Liberal."

The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Gillard fan."